This is the crit post for Cass, player of:

Kay gouge_em_out
Graverobber necromerchant
Edmund Pevensie justredemption

Anon is ON.

IP logging is OFF.

Reached into the pocket I thought was where I kept my money. It turned out to be where I kept the used needles. MLIA.

Checkers is an awful game.

Support your local grave-robber, continue to solve problems with violence.

Wow, a maze. I give a damn about solving this.

Dear City, I sleep in a dumpster back home, I don't care if I'm stuck between a few walls.

You okay, Shilo?

Alright, so Shilo was the lucky recipient of my autograph a few days ago, but I am happy to tell you that I still have the pen.

So, anyone wanting an autograph can come and get one. For free. Unless I don't like you. My generosity knows some bounds.

You know what? I knew plants were bad news. Have none of you seen Day of the Triffids? Those things are just waiting for their chance. Luckily, they seemed to be afraid of shovels.

Now, I'm not greedy. I don't need a lot. But dirt? Dirt's mine. I don't care of those leafy bastards need it for 'nutrients' or whatever. But, they seem to have calmed down.

Graverobber - 1
Plants - 0

I don't say this often but I think it's time for a salad. And a horror movie. And a nice lady in a short skirt.

Last time this happened I had a bunch of fans.

Bring it on.

Of course I have no weaknesses, maybe you all need to toughen up?

If you're hurting that bad I can make it better for a little price.

Anyone interested in Zydrate, let's talk. I need some money.

I don't get what you guys are going on about. It doesn't smell bad at all.

The gas is a bit irritating though. Ugh, I guess I'll have to take a bath.

Hilarious.



[ooc; Safari Day. He's a vulture.]

It's a flag, who cares?

At least steal something worthwhile.

Rain is a necessity but three days of it is excessive. Do you have any idea how heavy dirt is after three days of rain?

I value the business lost due to exhaustion at two violets. I'm not even counting the back problems that might be developing as a result of this.


Luckily I stopped when I did, too much mud and I might've actually had to wash my jacket. No one trusts a skinny cook, and no one trusts a graverobber with clean clothes.

What a strange curse.

Or just a lot of new people, but I hope not. Place is crowded enough.

Unless you want to buy from me, in which case I give you my warmest welcome.

[ooc; 4th walling is go. I have to work in a few hours so might have to backdate a bit. No rules.]

So, I thought it was about time I give some feedback to the City. There's no point complaining if you don't give suggestions.

The beer curse was okay, can I request better quality next time? Likewise that one with a lot of death was great, thanks for making my job easier.

There we go. It's mostly positive. I went easy on you. Don't cry about it.

There should be a newspaper for this kind of thing. Not that I'd bother writing to it, but I'd make sure to read it when I find one in a dumpster.

[Filtered from Shilo]

I'm a little concerned about my roommate. All she does is look at books about bugs and stuff. What's something fun a 17 year old girl can do that isn't related to drugs or corpses?

Also, nothing relating to "that" either because...well, I don't think she ever got the birds and bees talk if you know what I mean.

[/Filter]

Okay, I know a lot of you get curious when you see a guy sticking needles into dead bodies. I'm not up to some mad science experiment or anything like that (I dropped out of science, actually. And everything else).

I'm not trying to make some sort of Frankenstein monster (though that book is amazing and so are all the movies).

I'm not violating the dead bodies mostly.

[singing begins]

But it's my job

To steal and rob

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVES

[singing stops]

...You get the point.

[ooc; Cursed with Sing and Shout. Mostly Shout.]

So...what was that? A 'higher self esteem' curse?

Wow, City. Good going.

Okay, so apparently I have a 24-hour-window on a corpse before they come back to life.

So, if you come back to life while I'm doing my business, blame the City's rules, not me.

In fact, you should apologize for interrupting.

Though, I dunno, maybe if someone dies, put a sticky note on 'em with the time of death so I can finish up with time to spare. It'll be better for all of us.

Thanks.

[Private/Unhackable]

Well. Looks like Repo-Man is here. Hope no one's too attached to their organs.

[End Filter]

I hope not all weekends are that crazy. You people have some issues, and trust me, I know issues.

I'm going out for a dig walk, now that everyone's stopped being insane. Well, mostly everyone.

Shilo, if I find anything to eat, I'll bring it back.

( Private to Shilo )

Why should you buy Zydrate? Because it's the best damn painkiller there is and the side effects are negligible.

Why should you buy from me? Because I'm the only one who's got it.

I don't quite get this crazy colorful money system so make me an offer and I'll think on it.

( Filtered from Shilo )

Ok, new rule.

No vampires. Ever.

No matter how hot you are.

I like my blood where it is, thanks. Don't you prefer virgins anyways?

And for anyone who is concerned, no, regardless of what he says, I am not Shilo's pimp. I deal drugs, not women.